The Carl Bartlett Website - By Carl Bartlett... who else?

In this website you may find; Carl Bartlett-ish things, bad web design, utter kayos, poor spelling and grammar, mentally disturbing material, obscure sub-culture references , content that may be offensive to sensitive readers, and a few small unidentified creatures looking for a way to escape(don’t feed them, or they will follow you).

Who cares, let me in ! <- Enter the Web Site

No, I don’t want to go insane, get me out of here